Happy Halloween!
Here are all three of our spooky, haunting, surreal rewind stories, in case you missed them:
The Expert Consultant from Amityville Gives Her Opinion on Your Second-Rate Haunted House
There are too many spiderwebs and not enough blood. Speaking of blood, did you use ketchup? Because no one uses ketchup anymore. It’s too bright and too clumpy. And witches? While some are okay, most of them don’t have that Romantic Era quality that you’re looking for in a country manor attraction. Unless you live in Salem, witches just don’t work. Thin…
Interview with a Painted Lady
“When I was little, I wanted to be a butterfly. On my fourth birthday, Mommy bought me a beautiful pair of wings, all teal, turquoise, and glitter, but when I put them on and found out I couldn't fly, I threw an enormous tantrum. I wrecked my room and scribbled over the wall. When she asked me what I'd done, I said, ‘I've put my angry on the wall.’ Then …
Pool Party at Captain Jack's
And then it was swimsuit time, bodies bared and visible, fabric designed to hide one’s imperfections reluctantly shed for the look-at-me lure of a one-piece or the black bikini once inviting, the Speedo better left in the suitcase after last winter’s trip to Greece. But a summer gathering at Captain Jack’s meant a dip in his Olympic-sized pool, and with…
From now until the end of the year, only newbies! And yes, we plan to finish strong. See you soon!
-The Wrong Turners